I'm sorry my penis didn't work
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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