My brain says no but my pants say off.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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