So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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