Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
is that a dick in a sweater?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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