obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
