Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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