you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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