PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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