I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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