Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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