Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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