How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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