I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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