Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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