She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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