fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
honey bunches of taint.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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