Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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