I think I just saw someone hide a body.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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