Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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