Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
soo... how was my night?
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