But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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