We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
