that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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