You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Randomize
