What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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