Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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