is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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