I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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