hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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