Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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