saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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