Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
operation harelip BJ is a go
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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