You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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