i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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