hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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