I have demons in me.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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