She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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