sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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