also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
