the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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