The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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