also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I have fence marks all over my body
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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