redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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