I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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