and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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