So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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