i just wanna soil my oats bro
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
