I heard we made out
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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