She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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