I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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