Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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