Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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