Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Randomize
