hell yes lets make some ravioli
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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