Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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