why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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