RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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