I'm drive I can fine osifer
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
